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nanoo
29-Jul-07, 14:34
The children were lined up at the counter of a cafeteria in a catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large bowl of apples. The nun made a note and placed it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."[lol]:lol:

anneoctober
29-Jul-07, 14:40
Brilliant ! Bet it's a true story.........;)

nanoo
29-Jul-07, 14:54
A little girl was talking to her teacher about Whales.The teacher said it was phisically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because although it was such a large mammal, it's throat was in fact very small.The little girl stated that JONAH had been swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that it was phisically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. The little girl said, "when i get to heaven i'll ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him." [lol]:lol:

laguna2
30-Jul-07, 07:56
They are both good!! [lol] :lol:

nanoo
03-Aug-07, 12:03
The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. " Just think how nice it will be to look at when you are all grown up and say, ' there's Jennifer, she's a lawyer or that's Michael, he's a Doctor." A small voice at the back of the room rang out, " and there's the teacher, she's dead."[lol]:lol: