peedie man
28-Jul-07, 20:07
Two women had gone for a girls night out and had gotten somewhat over-enthusiastic on the Barcardi breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in a local cemetery.
Neither one of them had anything to wipe with. One of the women thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.
The next day one of the womens husbands was concered that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,"These girls night out have got to stop! Im starting to suspect the worst....my wife came home with no panties!
"Thats nothing " the other husband replied,"Mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that said:
"From all of us at the Fire Station. "Well never forget you."
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in a local cemetery.
Neither one of them had anything to wipe with. One of the women thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.
The next day one of the womens husbands was concered that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,"These girls night out have got to stop! Im starting to suspect the worst....my wife came home with no panties!
"Thats nothing " the other husband replied,"Mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that said:
"From all of us at the Fire Station. "Well never forget you."