dunderheed
15-Jun-07, 11:50
heres a couple to get the ball rolling
1. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
2. I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (the world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
3. I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
4. I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.
5. I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?".
1. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
2. I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (the world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
3. I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
4. I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.
5. I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?".