the simple one,s are the best

[johno]

Q . How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?



A. Shoot him before he hits the water .

[lol] [lol]

[angela5]

Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Little Johnny enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

[Billy Boy]

how do you save a drowning lawyer?



Take your foot off his head.:Razz

[angela5]

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

[angela5]

Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

[johno]

Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.
that so cool heh heh heh [lol]