bumper stickers for women.

[johno]

Women's Bumper Stickers



SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS
IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING
MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS
PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
AND YOUR POINT IS?
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
WELL, HERE'S A QUID... CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I AM FAST CHEAP AND EASY
I HAVE ONLY ONE NERVE LEFT AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IT
SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT SO PLEASE SHUT UP
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES