johno
03-Jun-07, 23:17
A ned walks into the local job centre, marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Eh... you know, I just dinnae
like being on benefit, ah'd really rather hae a job."
The advisor behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is £200,000 a year".
The ned says, "Yer jokin me!"
The adviser says, "Aye well, you started it!" [lol][lol]
straight up to the counter and says, "Eh... you know, I just dinnae
like being on benefit, ah'd really rather hae a job."
The advisor behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is £200,000 a year".
The ned says, "Yer jokin me!"
The adviser says, "Aye well, you started it!" [lol][lol]