bagpipes

[Billy Boy]

Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.


Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.


Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it. :lol:

[angela5]

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's one thing you never hear people say?
Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche.