The Royal Wedding

[crayola]

I didn’t cry during the bride and groom’s first talky bit which is unusual.

For me Rev Michael Curry has been the highlight of the ceremony. He brought some tears at first but boy he went on a bit.

Now during ‘Stand By Me’ I’m in floods.

[orkneycadian]

Wedding? What wedding? Been far too nice a day here.

[crayola]

There are rumours that the new Countess of Dumbarton is joining the cast of River City.

[crayola]

Meghan is the Countess of Dumbarton, not the Duchess. The original announcement I saw was erroneous.

She’ll bring a real touch of class.

[Bogbrush]

Meghan is the Countess of Dumbarton, not the Duchess.

Earless, shurely?

[orkneycadian]

Why, whats happened to her ears?

[crayola]

The wife of the Earl of Caithness when he has one is the Countess of Caithness. The position is vacant currently.

[Bogbrush]

Why, whats happened to her ears?

Some strange American custom, I suspect.

[2little2late]

And James Hewitt must be so proud of his son.

[crayola]

DNA tests have proved Harry to be Prince Charles’ son. Witches have been employed to cast spells on deniers.

[2little2late]

And did you read this in the newspapers? If you believe that, then you'll probably believe this too.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-claiming-to-be-the-real-prince-harry-found-dead-in-irish-hotel/

[orkneycadian]

Witches have been employed to cast spells on deniers.

Witches in tights? How many deniers are in those ribbed wooly ones?

[orkneycadian]

There are rumours that the new Countess of Dumbarton is joining the cast of River City.

And other rumours that she might drop a sprog or 2 in 6 months time. Probably "premature" but still weighing in at 10 lbs......

[crayola]

If it’s a lassie she’ll be Lady Scarlett Madonna Windsor. Or Molly for short.