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peedie man
26-May-07, 20:16
Husband and wife in bed together.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.

She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.

She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.

She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote."

angela5
06-Jun-07, 18:14
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:


Jacob: 'Are you the owner?'
The pharmacist answers yes.


Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'


Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'


Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'


Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'


Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'


Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'


Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'


Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
:lol:

angela5
06-Jun-07, 18:18
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six " in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts across the room at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?'"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."