johno
25-May-07, 13:22
An 18 year old beautifull Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, & crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their
house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
house.
`He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and
the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa, and a £2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You sleep with her
again."
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, & crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their
house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
house.
`He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and
the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa, and a £2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You sleep with her
again."