brokencross
16-May-07, 16:35
Tim Nice-But-Dim was out for a walk in the local park when he came across a commotion with a crowd of people near the lake.
Unbeknown to Tim it was a mass Baptism, where the person getting Baptised is fully immersed in the lake.
Not really knowing what was going on, and of course being Nice-But-Dim, when the vicar said "Who is next?" Tim stepped forward.
Before poor Tim realised what on earth was happening, the vicar had grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and plunged him, face first, under the water.
After 10 seconds or so he lifted Tim's head out of the water and bellowed "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?" Tim coughed and spluttered "NO".
Immediately, the vicar pushed Tim's head back under the water and when he pulled him out, he once again bellowed "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?"...poor Tim yelled, back "NO".
This went on for about 3 or 4 more times and Tim was getting fed up and nearly drowning so after the next dunking when the vicar shouted "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?"... Tim Nice-But-Dim shouted back "NO.....BUT ARE YOU REALLY SURE THIS IS THE SPOT WHERE HE FELL IN???"
Unbeknown to Tim it was a mass Baptism, where the person getting Baptised is fully immersed in the lake.
Not really knowing what was going on, and of course being Nice-But-Dim, when the vicar said "Who is next?" Tim stepped forward.
Before poor Tim realised what on earth was happening, the vicar had grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and plunged him, face first, under the water.
After 10 seconds or so he lifted Tim's head out of the water and bellowed "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?" Tim coughed and spluttered "NO".
Immediately, the vicar pushed Tim's head back under the water and when he pulled him out, he once again bellowed "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?"...poor Tim yelled, back "NO".
This went on for about 3 or 4 more times and Tim was getting fed up and nearly drowning so after the next dunking when the vicar shouted "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?"... Tim Nice-But-Dim shouted back "NO.....BUT ARE YOU REALLY SURE THIS IS THE SPOT WHERE HE FELL IN???"