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28-Dec-16, 10:13
Woman: Do you drinkbeer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually aboutthree
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: £5.00 whichincludes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years,I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs £5 and you have threebeers a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it wouldbe approximately
£5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend £5400, notaccounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £108,000correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didnít drink so much beer, that moneycould have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest forthe past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is yourairplane?

24-Feb-17, 03:03
and this is why I proof read when I copy and paste.

Hannah Faulkner
06-Mar-17, 06:14
Who needs an airplane at times getting high can works the same :grin: