Who dunnit?

[Rheghead]

They seek them here
They seek them there.
Those UK workers seek them everywhere,
Are they at Thurso? We know they are at Dunnet.
But ask yourselves 'Who dunnit?'

They seize him here
They seize him there
Those MOD police seize him everywhere,
Is he in Coulport or is he in Manchester?
That damned ellusive nuke protester.

He writes in here
He writes in there
Caithnessians read him everywhere,
Is it about his beaches and the nuclear winter?
That thorn in Dounreay's side, Geoffrey Minter.

[Pink Lippy]

The Dash for Gas

They've polluted my cranium,
With enriched uranium,
They've sullied our beaches already,
With alphas and betas,
And gammas in meters,
"We can't use the wind, it's unsteady!"

It's safe, say atomics,
As they speak in mnemonics,
From their houses on Pennyland Hill,
Have they more of a clue,
Than, him, me, or you,
That plutonium won't make you dead ill?

She closed down the coal,
So it can't fill the hole,
Now oil's the preserve of the rich,
Wind turbines too dear,
Wave and tide still unclear,
So return to spent fuel and enrich?