two poems

[peedie man]

Two Poems
WOMAN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer
to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very
best friend.


MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
pub. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sod