johno
05-Apr-07, 09:28
A man suffered a serious heartattack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He woke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
Going
To pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He
replied,in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the
Bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
"The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law".
He woke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
Going
To pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He
replied,in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the
Bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
"The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law".