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trinkie
26-Mar-07, 13:39
AB Andrew Broon
CD Cut him doon
EF Eat him fast
GH Glunk him hele (Swallow him whole)
IJ Ink his joints
KL Kill him living
MN Mend his nose
OP Open his puddings
QR Quarter his ribs
ST Salt his tongue
UV Ugly villain
WXYZ Skelp his erse and put him to bed.

cliffhbuber
26-Mar-07, 21:47
Now that is how to learn the alphabet!
Hah!
A real beaut!!!!!!