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Now then here is a very strange one, in most of the tabloids today is this story featuring a guy who has sex WITH cars. He even gets his mates to deliver their cars to him for SERVICING. He adapted the exaust pipe on one of his cars. this guy actually allowed his photo to be illistrated in the tabloids.I know you can make love in a car & on a car but actually making it with a car. christ almighty . a real nutcase. i used to drive a volvo f 12 i wonder what this crank would make of that . RECKON HE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP AND GIVEN TREATMENT, maybe he prefers nissan sylvia,s or austin princesses???
Now then here is a very strange one, in most of the tabloids today is this story featuring a guy who has sex WITH cars. He even gets his mates to deliver their cars to him for SERVICING. He adapted the exaust pipe on one of his cars. this guy actually allowed his photo to be illistrated in the tabloids.I know you can make love in a car & on a car but actually making it with a car. christ almighty . a real nutcase. i used to drive a volvo f 12 i wonder what this crank would make of that . RECKON HE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP AND GIVEN TREATMENT, maybe he prefers nissan sylvia,s or austin princesses???
How do you think he'd react if someone crashed into his beautiful car :lol: . It's just too weird
How do you think he'd react if someone crashed into his beautiful car :lol: . It's just too weird
kitty , what if some one stole it. would that amount to audultery ??
kitty , what if some one stole it. would that amount to audultery ??
nah that would be classed as kidnap i think :lol: [lol]
nah that would be classed as kidnap i think :lol: [lol]
well then he cant sell it . he ,d have to divorce it then pay [maintenence]
well then he cant sell it . he ,d have to divorce it then pay [maintenence]
I'm sure he'll go off the idea quickly once the rust starts to set in, he'd have to make sure he's up to date with his tetanus. He could always get her scrapped if he disna want to pay maintenence
Billy Boy
09-Mar-07, 17:39
I wonder if he ever gets the urge when he's walking though a car park,does he just pick a car he fancies and go's for it:eek: and what if it's your car. what would you do? you come out of tesco's and find this guy fiddleing with your exhaust pipe. do you phone the police and tell them somebody's rapeing your car:lol:
I wonder if he ever gets the urge when he's walking though a car park,does he just pick a car he fancies and go's for it:eek: and what if it's your car. what would you do? you come out of tesco's and find this guy fiddleing with your exhaust pipe. do you phone the police and tell them somebody's rapeing your car:lol:
He must have knee pads or a nice fluffy pillow or something. It's bound to hurt
jinglejangle
09-Mar-07, 19:29
He must have knee pads or a nice fluffy pillow or something. It's bound to hurt
its bound to hurt more than his knees!!! :eek:
connieb19
09-Mar-07, 20:02
I wouldnt be surprised if the law is changed to allow him to marry his car and claim benefits for her. :roll:
the weirdo should buy an Austin Princess, then he could hump that!!!
Put him in jail, remove his tackle, and throw away the keys.
[disgust]
connieb19
09-Mar-07, 20:07
the weirdo should buy an Austin Princess, then he could hump that!!!
Put him in jail, remove his tackle, and throw away the keys.
[disgust]What about his human rights? :confused
What about his human rights? :confused
Is he Human? Does he deserve rights?
If he does this to cars, are the public safe?
I was really only joking about taking the tackle off!!
If I caught hom doing it to my car he'd wish he hadn't been born - what a sicko!!!
Why would you tell your mates and why the heck do they lend him their cars to do it!!!!?????
Wouldn't you be like......errr...mate....what the heck are you doing!?
[lol]
pretty gross that, but wasnt there a guy down inverness way who was done for doing the same with a hoover?
footie chick
15-Mar-07, 15:54
pretty gross that, but wasnt there a guy down inverness way who was done for doing the same with a hoover?
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i184/footiewildcat/henry_hooverHVR2000_1.jpg
poor Henry has never been the same since [lol]
yet he manages to keep smiling
What a complete weirdo. Hope hes doing it one night and someone hits the car from the front. (not hard, only hard enought to hurt his you know). You do know what im on about dont want to put the word in as this is a family website.
Man guilty of having sex with traffic cone (http://www.explodingcigar.com/article1063.html)
http://www.explodingcigar.com/wp-content/themes/exploding-cigar/clippies/court1.jpgA Scottish man rolled about on the ground having sex with a traffic cone as stunned youths watched in disbelief, a court was told in Edinburgh Sheriff Court. The man was found guilty and is scheduled to be sentenced in four weeks.
Full story from the Scotsman (http://www.news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=1145092002://)
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