johno
06-Mar-07, 19:28
Blind Golfers
A priest, a doctor, and an irishman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
paddy What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen anyone this slow
Priest: Hey, here comes George the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Priest: Hi George. what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play here anytime free of charge.
SILENCE.
Priest: That's so sad, I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there is anything we can do for them.
Paddy Why can't these guys play at night?
A priest, a doctor, and an irishman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
paddy What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen anyone this slow
Priest: Hey, here comes George the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Priest: Hi George. what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play here anytime free of charge.
SILENCE.
Priest: That's so sad, I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there is anything we can do for them.
Paddy Why can't these guys play at night?