on his morning walk.

[jacko]

On his morning walk, a doctor noticed this old lady. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have unprotected sex, and I don't exercise at all. "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-six," she replied.

http://i57.servimg.com/u/f57/13/41/85/34/99951410.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=2956&u=13418534)

[Tilly Teckel]

Where did you get my picture?!

:eek:

[jacko]

awww tilly i seen ya , you look nothin like her.

[sassylass]

haha that's a good one

[Tilly Teckel]

awww tilly i seen ya , you look nothin like her.

Where have you seen me?! I don't pole-dance in Caithness...

[jacko]

How did you know im the official pole cleaner??????????