jacko
31-Dec-13, 10:55
A man brings his best mate home for dinner
unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess,
the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess,
the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."