View Full Version : Rough Justice!

08-Nov-13, 12:23
It appeared to me the policemen had stopped a white Astra with a husband and wife in the car, so I hung around to listen to the slagging the officers were giving them.
Plod 1, You were going at least 50 in a 30 mph limit
Man: No sir, I was going 35!
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 55.
Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Copper - I'm gonnae have to give you a ticket for your broken brake light.
Man: Broken light? I didn't know about a broken light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up o the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Maddam, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's pissed.