jacko
22-Oct-13, 22:10
Three men, a chemist, an idiot, and a mathematician -die and go heaven.
When they get to the pearly gates of heaven, St. Peter is standing there, and says "Alright heaven is getting full, so to get into heaven, you have to ask me a question that I can not answer.
The mathematician goes first, and asks St. Peter what the most complex mathematical equation is.
St. Peter pulls out a scroll, and reads the mathematician the equation. The mathematician is whisked away into hell.
The chemist goes next. He asks St. Peter the most complex chemical formula, and again, St. Peter pulls out a scroll.
He reads the most complex chemical formula, and the chemist is whisked to hell.
The idiot goes next. He asks St. Peter for a drill, and a wooden chair. The chair and drill appear in front of them, and the idiot proceeds to drill 6 holes into the seat of the chair, and then sits down on the chair. The idiot lets a huge fart rip.
He asks St. Peter which hole he farted out of. St. Peter sniffs each hole. St. Peter then asks "Was it hole number 4?"
The idiot says"Wrong! I farted out of my butt hole!"
When they get to the pearly gates of heaven, St. Peter is standing there, and says "Alright heaven is getting full, so to get into heaven, you have to ask me a question that I can not answer.
The mathematician goes first, and asks St. Peter what the most complex mathematical equation is.
St. Peter pulls out a scroll, and reads the mathematician the equation. The mathematician is whisked away into hell.
The chemist goes next. He asks St. Peter the most complex chemical formula, and again, St. Peter pulls out a scroll.
He reads the most complex chemical formula, and the chemist is whisked to hell.
The idiot goes next. He asks St. Peter for a drill, and a wooden chair. The chair and drill appear in front of them, and the idiot proceeds to drill 6 holes into the seat of the chair, and then sits down on the chair. The idiot lets a huge fart rip.
He asks St. Peter which hole he farted out of. St. Peter sniffs each hole. St. Peter then asks "Was it hole number 4?"
The idiot says"Wrong! I farted out of my butt hole!"