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jacko
16-Oct-13, 19:32
A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.
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The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
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It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
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There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
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Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
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They arrive at the bingo & with his first card he gets four corners and wins 35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins 320
Then he gets the full house and wins 5000.
Then he wins the National Game getting 780,000.
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The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
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You must be the luckiest on Earth!'
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'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.
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.'Well me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well !!!