Slightly Odd House Rules

[squidge]

Today my husband said to my 5 year old, "We have a rule in this house, boots must only be worn by one person at once" Anyone else have odd house rules that dont really make sense to other people?

[macadamia]

In our house we do not accept phone calls from people to whom we have not been formally introduced.

[ducati]

In our house cats rule and dogs do as they're told (by cats).