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Billy Boy
04-Feb-07, 21:25
A man was quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in the pocket of your jeans with the name Mary Lou written on it", she replies.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on", he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse phoned." :lol:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
04-Feb-07, 23:48
:lol: :lol: LOL LOL

Woman goes up to her man and says I hear that ye've been sleeping around the town for years.

The guy says well ye know that I'm a professional tramp.

Billy Boy
06-Feb-07, 21:21
"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised; you've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years."