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14-Jul-13, 00:34
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
their cell phones. The wife, being
a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house
having coffee with a friend.
She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

23-Jul-13, 03:22
That one hits close too home, thank you very much [lol]

omg I am still laughing!