bigger boobs..?

[jacko]

Wife: "I want to get my breasts enlarged".

Husband: "What for, I like you the way you are".

Wife: "I want bigger boobs - it's going to make me feel
better and prettier".

Husband: "I just told you, you're perfect. How much does
this cost anyway?

Wife: £15,000.

Husband: "No way. Not now. Never. Far too much money."

Wife: "They're my boobs and I am going to get them
enlarged no matter what".

Husband: "Let's not argue over this. OK? I've got a solution
Another way."

Wife: "What's this solution of yours?"

Husband: "Get some toilet paper and rub it all over your
boobs."

Wife: "You're crazy - that makes no sense."

Husband: "I'm serious - go get some toilet paper and rub it
all over your boobs."

Wife: "What does toilet paper being rubbed over my boobs
have to do with it?"

Husband: "Well, look at what it did for your butt"!!