jacko
02-May-13, 13:36
Wife: "I want to get my breasts enlarged".
Husband: "What for, I like you the way you are".
Wife: "I want bigger boobs - it's going to make me feel
better and prettier".
Husband: "I just told you, you're perfect. How much does
this cost anyway?
Wife: £15,000.
Husband: "No way. Not now. Never. Far too much money."
Wife: "They're my boobs and I am going to get them
enlarged no matter what".
Husband: "Let's not argue over this. OK? I've got a solution
Another way."
Wife: "What's this solution of yours?"
Husband: "Get some toilet paper and rub it all over your
boobs."
Wife: "You're crazy - that makes no sense."
Husband: "I'm serious - go get some toilet paper and rub it
all over your boobs."
Wife: "What does toilet paper being rubbed over my boobs
have to do with it?"
Husband: "Well, look at what it did for your butt"!!
Husband: "What for, I like you the way you are".
Wife: "I want bigger boobs - it's going to make me feel
better and prettier".
Husband: "I just told you, you're perfect. How much does
this cost anyway?
Wife: £15,000.
Husband: "No way. Not now. Never. Far too much money."
Wife: "They're my boobs and I am going to get them
enlarged no matter what".
Husband: "Let's not argue over this. OK? I've got a solution
Another way."
Wife: "What's this solution of yours?"
Husband: "Get some toilet paper and rub it all over your
boobs."
Wife: "You're crazy - that makes no sense."
Husband: "I'm serious - go get some toilet paper and rub it
all over your boobs."
Wife: "What does toilet paper being rubbed over my boobs
have to do with it?"
Husband: "Well, look at what it did for your butt"!!