View Full Version : a romantic text from a loving wife.

14-Apr-13, 21:06
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"

The husband, typically non romantic, replied,

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."