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shazzap
08-Apr-13, 09:30
I have just read this, and thought I would share it with you.

At first I thought this was funny....Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!”

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Alice in Blunderland
08-Apr-13, 09:43
Okay I get it but which nation are we talking about UK or America ?

Do all these taxes apply in the UK ?

joxville
08-Apr-13, 10:19
I wondered that too Alice, maybe it originated in UK and someone from the America has added to it without taking out what doesn't apply to them, then it continues to go around.

Flynn
08-Apr-13, 10:50
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.


So you propose what? Denying work to women? A return to slums with two families to a room with no sewer system? Reopening workhouses? Cancelling state education and sending children to the mills and mines? Getting rid of the state pension?

Serenity
08-Apr-13, 12:11
We had absolutely no national debt

Well that is just wrong. http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/debt_brief.php http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_British_national_debt

shazzap
08-Apr-13, 13:10
I didn't write it. I thought it was amusing, and sums up that we are taxed on just about everything.

rob murray
08-Apr-13, 14:12
So you propose what? Denying work to women? A return to slums with two families to a room with no sewer system? Reopening workhouses? Cancelling state education and sending children to the mills and mines? Getting rid of the state pension?

Yep, theres a lot of like minded people on this forum who would happily endorse your suggestions, just as long as it doesnt apply to them !!