jacko
31-Mar-13, 14:32
Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your next !!"
Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet ?"
"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday !!"
Paddy walks into WH Smith (bookshop) and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with a really small manhood?
Girl says "I don't think it's in yet"
He replies "Yeah, that's the one !!"
Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet ?"
"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday !!"
Paddy walks into WH Smith (bookshop) and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with a really small manhood?
Girl says "I don't think it's in yet"
He replies "Yeah, that's the one !!"