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21-Feb-13, 12:09
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever')

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

M Swanson
21-Feb-13, 20:11
Just one word from me Jacko. Whatever! :D

21-Feb-13, 20:25
Just so we're all equal Jacko : -

Five Words That Men Use :

1. "Tomorrow" : tomorrow never, ever happens ... still waiting !
2. "I know" : no you don't !!!! You don't have a "Scoobies"; but it sounds good to you !
3. "Can't" : extended to "Can't be bothered" !!
4. "No Problem" : then why all the "curses" when you're doing it !!??
5. "S'Ok" : how the blazes do you know it's "OK" if you haven't listened in the first place !!

21-Feb-13, 20:53
wow . dont ya all take it sooo personal .. just a joke you know, [lol]

21-Feb-13, 20:57
I know Jacko .... DUH !! The massive clue was that you put this thread in the "Joke" section !! LOL ;)

(I was joking too !! Tee Hee Hee !) :lol: :lol:

M Swanson
22-Feb-13, 10:32
Me too, Jacko. :lol: Mind you, at least three in your list holds true C, but what's "Scoobies?" New one on me. :eek:

22-Feb-13, 11:47
Me too, Jacko. :lol: Mind you, at least three in your list holds true C, but what's "Scoobies?" New one on me. :eek:

Scooby Doo...clue

22-Feb-13, 15:49
errrr :eek: means; if you think your bum looks big in that it probably does but it definately isn't worth asking me as I'm a man and have much beer to drink and sport to watch. :Razz

M Swanson
22-Feb-13, 20:02
Scooby Doo...clue

Doh! Thanks for the clarification, Sandra. Guess I didn't have a Scoobie! :D