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piratelassie
28-Jan-13, 02:50
Of all the small nations of this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind.
Winston Churchill.
Just thought this quote worth a mention.

joxville
28-Jan-13, 05:57
Just wait a while, someone will be along to rubbish your post!

macadamia
28-Jan-13, 10:27
Right on, Joxville, this one's going to upset the apple cart! Whilst agreeing with Winston that Scotland has got a gigantic score on the result sheet of invention, discovery, thinking and action of so many kinds, it still has to be said that Winston was a Tory - as in "bloated capitalist snatching crusts from the mouths of widows and orphans while chewing on the silver ladle in his mouth".

golach
28-Jan-13, 11:27
Of all the small nations of this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind.
Winston Churchill.
Just thought this quote worth a mention.

Maybe in the 18th century (We were in the UK then) when it was refered to as Scotlands Enlightenment. when we had men such as these Francis Hutcheson, Alexander Campbell, David Hume, Adam Smith, Dugald Stewart. Thomas Reid, Robert Burns, Adam Ferguson, John Playfair, Joseph Black and James Hutton, sadly we do not have the thinking men such as these now.

Flynn
28-Jan-13, 11:52
And how much invention and innovation would there have been without the English civilising us in the first place?

Green_not_greed
28-Jan-13, 13:11
Right on, Joxville, this one's going to upset the apple cart! Whilst agreeing with Winston that Scotland has got a gigantic score on the result sheet of invention, discovery, thinking and action of so many kinds, it still has to be said that Winston was a Tory - as in "bloated capitalist snatching crusts from the mouths of widows and orphans while chewing on the silver ladle in his mouth".

Gosh, is that what a capitalist is.......I always thought they were people who had memorised all the capitals of the world....

macadamia
28-Jan-13, 13:16
No, Green etc.: "Capitalists" are "Tories", and "Tories" is Scots language for someone in England who doesn't give the Scots everything they ask for immediately, and they are ALL pluted bloatocrats, widows and orphans, etc. Not ONE tory has ever done anything positive at all and they are ALL scum and it is SO good that Scotland has purged itself of nearly ALL tories who are no better than paediatricians! And they bite the heads off babies, and they all smell of fish.

ducati
28-Jan-13, 14:31
No, Green etc.: "Capitalists" are "Tories", and "Tories" is Scots language for someone in England who doesn't give the Scots everything they ask for immediately, and they are ALL pluted bloatocrats, widows and orphans, etc. Not ONE tory has ever done anything positive at all and they are ALL scum and it is SO good that Scotland has purged itself of nearly ALL tories who are no better than paediatricians! And they bite the heads off babies, and they all smell of fish.

I don't smell of fish. :eek: My cat does though so it is probably a fair cop.

Green_not_greed
28-Jan-13, 15:21
No, Green etc.: "Capitalists" are "Tories", and "Tories" is Scots language for someone in England who doesn't give the Scots everything they ask for immediately, and they are ALL pluted bloatocrats, widows and orphans, etc. Not ONE tory has ever done anything positive at all and they are ALL scum and it is SO good that Scotland has purged itself of nearly ALL tories who are no better than paediatricians! And they bite the heads off babies, and they all smell of fish.

Well that's really upset my political understanding ! I thought a capitalist was someone who had memorised all the capitals of the world; a socialist was someone who spent most of their time with other people, most likely in parties or a pub somewhere; a communist was an upstanding member of the community; a nationalist was someone who thought they were so important they should have their own nation (even if it would end up being a fourth world country). I forget all the others. Suggestions welcome !

macadamia
28-Jan-13, 15:40
A Centrist is someone who likes living in the Central Belt: a Marxist enjoys funny films from the Thirties: a Trotskyist likes horse riding: a Leninist likes the music of the Beatles: a Separatist likes divorcees: a Secessionist is a willy-waving no-hoper who wants to live alone on a distant hill with no income but his pride......

Retread
28-Jan-13, 17:14
Holy Thread Drift Batman !!

macadamia
28-Jan-13, 17:23
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