Fav quotes

[danc1ngwitch]

Happiness is not the absence of conflict
but the ability to cope with it.

[garycs]

"Scotland has two seasons, June and Winter". Billy Connolly

"To make a small fortune from the airline business is the easiest thing in the world, you merely have to start with a large fortune". Can't remember who said it but could have been Freddy Laker.

[j4bberw0ck]

Youth is wasted on the young.

Mark Twain

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

"I'm sick of all those foreigners who go up Ben Nevis dressed in their khaki shorts and T-shirt wearing sandals,saying thats its cauld.Of course its bloody cauld where dae ye think ye are BENIDORM".....Billy Connolly:lol: :lol:

[scaraben]

Failure is not failure, nor waste wasted, if it sweeps away illusions and lights the road to a plan.

[MR J]

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.

[badger]

This one's not much use to atheists, but ...

"Let go and let God"

[Through]

Jesus wept.

[Through]

Happiness is not the absence of conflict
but the ability to cope with it.

You are very deep Dancing.

[Kolskegg]

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

- Groucho Marx

[Jeemag_USA]

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!"

Mohandas K Gandhi

Always my favorite, and the rest of my favorites are al from the same great man!

[Cattach]

The thing that impresses me the most about the 21st century is the way parents obey their children.

or

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

[evelyn]

Alcohol. The cause, and solution of all lifes problems

Homer Simpson

[danc1ngwitch]

Alcohol. The cause, and solution of all lifes problems

Homer Simpson

glad i don't drink lol well been so long i say i don't drink[lol]

[Billy Boy]

i've always liked this one....:D


And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.