cullbucket
11-Dec-06, 02:17
Yes its true! Someone sent me another leaked moderator forum page, on which the Mods discussed their admiration of Adolf Hitler, torturing puppies, and worst of all their latest plug-in -the "Pesky User". The pesky user plug-in delivers a small electric shock to those users who are determined to be "pesky" via their mouse. This is not intended to hurt the user, only to cause slight inconvenience in an attempt to restrict the time spent at the PC. Have a look under your mouse - if you can see a red light below it, then you can be affected. The users that the Mods were targeting as "pesky" included the under 16s, Welsh, curly haired, left handed, people whose second toe is longer than their big toe, renault drivers, people with freckles, the glaikit, no-wisers and numpties.
As I felt I did not fit into any of these categories, I smugly went out for a drive, only to feel a slight electric shock as I exited my car, wearing my polyester and acrylic shell suit. At first I thought it was static, then I remembered the plug-in! Later on, the lights flickered in my house so I must be a target. I wasted good money calling the electric company only to be told that there had been an earthquake - the lengths those Mods will go to cover their trail!!
Its been a good 2 years on the org, but now I must go.
I wont be back.....
Till after dinner at least.....
As I felt I did not fit into any of these categories, I smugly went out for a drive, only to feel a slight electric shock as I exited my car, wearing my polyester and acrylic shell suit. At first I thought it was static, then I remembered the plug-in! Later on, the lights flickered in my house so I must be a target. I wasted good money calling the electric company only to be told that there had been an earthquake - the lengths those Mods will go to cover their trail!!
Its been a good 2 years on the org, but now I must go.
I wont be back.....
Till after dinner at least.....