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DrSzin
27-Nov-06, 18:36
http://www.caithness.org/photos/fpb/2006/november/tesco_wick_opens/t20.jpg

WeeBurd
27-Nov-06, 19:28
Saddam Hussein carries out his last official duties... ;)

(No offence intended, but at a glance, similarities, bad angle, know what I mean? :lol: )

grantyg
27-Nov-06, 21:50
Caithness school girl chops overly excitable ladies finger off!

grantyg
27-Nov-06, 23:22
Or hows about - after a late night of catching up on desperate housewives, little tommy (stood in front of mr hussain - yawning) has trouble keeping awake and looking interested - and knowing he has to go back to school and draw a picture of the nice new tesco -And probably write a story about how he found a magical portal to an extra dimension just under the tinned tuna!

Dearie me I have been working near primary school teachers too long!

Buttercup
28-Nov-06, 00:38
"Some people will do anything for the chance of a free bottle, but Saddam's just wondering if they stock razors"

canuck
28-Nov-06, 01:00
Good doc Szin what have you started?

WeeBurd
28-Nov-06, 01:22
John Thurso to play Mr Tickle in the new MrMen movie... [lol]

http://uk.geocities.com/w33burd/t20.jpg

DrSzin
28-Nov-06, 11:39
http://www.caithness.org/photos/fpb/2006/november/tesco_wick_opens/t20.jpgLocal MP defies ban
Lord Lou Cann, MP for Greater Caithness, defied the county-wide ban on ventriloquism with a cunning Middle Eastern disguise and an extremely lifelike doll. Barbie's blonde curls and realistic facial makeup fooled all but the most suspicious onlookers. Tesco manager, Mr S M Art, 39 1/2, (pictured at back) told the Org's roving reporter, "I knew I'd seen that beard before, and the doll's bubbly personality seemed too good to be true - she made more noise than all the anti-Tesco protesters put together. I gave them each a bottle of champagne as a token of my appreciation."

WeeBurd
28-Nov-06, 11:53
Local MP defies ban
Lord Lou Cann, MP for Greater Caithness, defied the county-wide ban on ventriloquism with a cunning Middle Eastern disguise and an extremely lifelike doll. Barbie's blonde curls and realistic facial makeup fooled all but the most suspicious onlookers. Tesco manager, Mr S M Art, 39 1/2, (pictured at back) told the Org's roving reporter, "I knew I'd seen that beard before, and the doll's bubbly personality seemed too good to be true - she made more noise than all the anti-Tesco protesters put together. I gave them each a bottle of champagne as a token of my appreciation."

[lol]! Nice one, Doc!

Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Nov-06, 16:09
Oh Hokie Kokie kokie....wi Davie Flear gettin carried away wi himsel':lol:

Sporran
28-Nov-06, 22:19
http://www.caithness.org/photos/fpb/2006/november/tesco_wick_opens/t20.jpg
John Thurso looks very dashing with his new beard, as the excited shoppers get ready to dash around the newly opened Tesco in Wick. Meanwhile, the manager in the middle sports a less hirsute look...

acameron
28-Nov-06, 23:10
Lord Thursa "Jings, I only came in for a pint of milk and a tin o beans!!"

MR J
29-Nov-06, 09:41
Old Somerfield Manager in his new position as 'Right Arm Man'

Samuri
29-Nov-06, 20:15
Whot ees dees place dey call Tescos? :confused I tot for une moment I was een France wit all dees bleu blanc rouge balloons! :eek:

willowbankbear
29-Nov-06, 20:17
http://www.caithness.org/photos/fpb/2006/november/tesco_wick_opens/t20.jpg

Blonde to the left of Thurso "Did ye fart john?"
M.P `Aherm, yes `
Blonde "Well it blew me away!"
wee boy " whats at smell?"

sassylass
30-Nov-06, 04:44
rrrrrrrrright if I listen for the scissor snip, knock down the sleepy lad and race for a trolley, I can grab all the Jaffa cakes and be first through the checkout, all in less than a minute!