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lin
22-Nov-06, 23:10
What do you call a rabbit cut in half?????????

Rab:eek:

lin
23-Nov-06, 20:29
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?????????

Cliff:eek:

Billy Boy
23-Nov-06, 20:42
What do you call a pig that does karate?



A pork chop.

Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Nov-06, 21:58
What do you call a guy who makes laws?

Bill

Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Nov-06, 22:01
What do you call a man wi no head,no arms,no legs,no torso,no hands,no feet and nae buttocks?

Wullie

Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Nov-06, 22:09
What do you call an American man wi a wee jobby on his head?

John

Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Nov-06, 22:13
What do you call an eskimo wearing 10 balaclavas?

Anyhin ye want he cannae hear ye!!!!

Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Nov-06, 22:20
What do you call a guy lying under a cow as its just ate a field of grass?

Big Pat