The Irish bic

[tonkatojo]

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Bob Pulled out a cigar.

Finding he had No matches, he asked Ralph for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I have a lighter,' Ralph replied,
then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob, taking The huge Bic Lighter in his hands.

'Where'd yew git dat monster?':eek:

'Well,' replied Ralph, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You have a fecking Genie?' Bob asked.

' Shure, and isn’t it right here in my tackle Box,' says Ralph.

'Could I see him?'

Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the Genie, Bob says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million Bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks..... flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Bob yells at Ralph, 'what the hell? I asked for a million Bucks,
not a million ducks!'

Ralph answers, 'Yea, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing.

Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?':roll: