Cedric Farthsbottom III
08-Nov-06, 23:25
Guy has just turned 18,his Dad decides to take him to a brothel.
Goes into the first room o' the brothel,wee woman in there,it disnae work.
Goes into the second room there,a large woman in there,it disnae work.
Goes into the third room,a very large woman in there.20 minutes later the 18 year old comes out o' the room wi tears in his eye.
The Dad says"Oh son,don't be too upset yer a virgin no more,be happy"
"I am happy"says the son."I just burnt ma bum on the lightbulb"
Goes into the first room o' the brothel,wee woman in there,it disnae work.
Goes into the second room there,a large woman in there,it disnae work.
Goes into the third room,a very large woman in there.20 minutes later the 18 year old comes out o' the room wi tears in his eye.
The Dad says"Oh son,don't be too upset yer a virgin no more,be happy"
"I am happy"says the son."I just burnt ma bum on the lightbulb"