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tonkatojo
11-Feb-12, 10:39
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to
have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves." :eek:

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll
be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me."