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willowbankbear
03-Nov-06, 15:12
>>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are
>>facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her
>>false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
>>
>>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
>>wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over
>>the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier
>>briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
>>
>>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will
>>need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a
>>relationship like this"
>>
>>
>>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
>>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an
>>agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to
>>stand on.
>>
>>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have
>>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, shes always trying to get
>>her leg over".
>>
>>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
>>cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get
>>home at night and find her legless"
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angela5
03-Nov-06, 15:20
Willowbankbear, thanks for the laugh, that is soooooooooo funny.[lol] [lol]

angela5
03-Nov-06, 15:48
Heather: Paul, I want you to buy me a plane.

Paul: O.K. I'll get you a lady shave for your other leg.

Cedric Farthsbottom III
03-Nov-06, 17:30
>>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are
>>facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her
>>false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
>>
>>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
>>wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over
>>the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier
>>briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
>>
>>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will
>>need all the support she can get. It's not like it’s easy to walk out on a
>>relationship like this"
>>
>>
>>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
>>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an
>>agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to
>>stand on.
>>
>>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have
>>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, she’s always trying to get
>>her leg over".
>>
>>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
>>cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get
>>home at night and find her legless"
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:lol: :lol: ....The lawyers are pondering over their divorce.

So whit has Paul done...............wrote some of the greatest songs.Been in the best band....EVER.Wrote a cuddly song wi cartoon frogs and done no bad oot of it


So whit has Heather done.........been in some poor German porn.Married one o' the best songwriters in the world.Married one o'the best band members in the world.Married the guy who wrote a cuddly song wi cartoon frogs and done no bad oot of it.

The verdict will be......she willnae have a leg to stand on.....well maybe one....LOL

willowbankbear
03-Nov-06, 19:26
:lol: :lol: ....The lawyers are pondering over their divorce.

So whit has Paul done...............wrote some of the greatest songs.Been in the best band....EVER.Wrote a cuddly song wi cartoon frogs and done no bad oot of it


So whit has Heather done.........been in some poor German porn.Married one o' the best songwriters in the world.Married one o'the best band members in the world.Married the guy who wrote a cuddly song wi cartoon frogs and done no bad oot of it.

The verdict will be......she willnae have a leg to stand on.....well maybe one....LOL

LMFAO, hahahaha

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willowbankbear
03-Nov-06, 19:29
I lay upon a grassy river bank,
My hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt,
An her leg fell in the river

Sir Paul McCartneeeeeeeeee

willowbankbear
03-Nov-06, 19:33
A miner in Africa has a dreadful accident & loses a leg. He is utterly devastated and amid tears he says to his mate, `Im finished now,who will want a one legged Gold Digger?" His bud says "try sir Paul McCartney"