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tonkatojo
19-Jan-12, 19:23
What marks would you have given for these answers ?




Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


The student failed apparently :confused or so I'm told.

Alrock
19-Jan-12, 19:44
Q6: Wrong - All breakfast means is that you are breaking your fast, so if you haven't eaten yet then lunch or dinner can be your breakfast.

Q8: Wrong - The sea isn't blue, it's transparent, so to be a blue sea it wouldn't be a sea of water (unless the water has been coloured). I would ask for clarification on the constituent substance of the sea before answering that question.

Q11: Wrong - Could be small apples & oranges, would need clarification on dimensions of said fruit

Q13: Wrong - If the egg was propelled at a high enough force it could crack concrete, especially if it was shodilly laid concrete by cowboy builders, would need more clarification on forces being applied & structural integrity of concrete.

Could carry on picking apart more of the answers but can't be arsed.

linnie612
21-Jan-12, 05:15
'Shodilly'? - tut! Shoddily ;)