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Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Oct-06, 23:43
A wee guy is marooned on Stroma after the bad weather in Caithness.

He meets a woman wi a grass skirt.He tells her that he's thirsty

She puts her hand under her grass skirt and hands him a glass aw water.

The wee guy starts to feel hungry and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot a Steak and Kidney Pie

The wee guy starts to feel bored and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot Ker Plunk!!!!

The woman turns to the wee guy and asks him if he's up for MORE FUN

The wee guy says,"Ye've no got a dartboard under there as weel"!!!!!:lol: :lol:

peedie man
28-Oct-06, 23:57
thats good ,keep em coming

scorrie
29-Oct-06, 00:25
A wee guy is marooned on Stroma after the bad weather in Caithness.

He meets a woman wi a grass skirt.He tells her that he's thirsty

She puts her hand under her grass skirt and hands him a glass aw water.

The wee guy starts to feel hungry and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot a Steak and Kidney Pie

The wee guy starts to feel bored and the woman puts her hand under her grass skirt and takes oot Ker Plunk!!!!

The woman turns to the wee guy and asks him if he's up for MORE FUN

The wee guy says,"Ye've no got a dartboard under there as weel"!!!!!:lol: :lol:

Ronnie Corbett, The Two Ronnies, 1978

Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Oct-06, 01:55
Ronnie Corbett, The Two Ronnies, 1978

The wee guy wis Ronnie Corbett.Man I thought it was a wee guy fae Milton oot on a fishin trip!!!!:lol: :lol: