Shingles

[Kingetter]

A guy walks into a doctor's office.

The receptionist asks him, "What do you have"?

"Shingles," he said, so she wrote down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had.

Again, the guy answered "Shingles," so she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and showed him to the examining room.

A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had. For the third time, the guy answered, "Shingles," so the nurse gave him a blood test, checked his blood pressure, took an electrocardiogram and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later, the doctor came in and asks Steve what he had.

"Shingles."

"Where"?

"Outside on the truck. Where do you want them"?

[funky-dunky]

lol nice one hun xx

[danc1ngwitch]

very good lol

[Ann]

OH thanks for the laugh. It seems every thread I look at gives me a chuckle, thanks folks!

[Billy Boy]

Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I too, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I'm finished, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"
Dr. Kaiser, very embarrassed, shook his head and replied in a soft voice, "Try doing your work with the engine running."