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tonkatojo
28-Nov-11, 20:28
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent.":eek:

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The woman returns the following week. She says, "Doctor, I don't know what the heck you gave me but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."

"Good," said the doctor. "We've cleared up your sinuses. Let's work on your hearing."

TAFKAL
28-Nov-11, 20:34
Oldie but goodie!

Reminds me of the one one about the blonde (I can tell blonde jokes cause I'm blonde again now!) who goes to the docs and says "Doctor when I touch my stomach it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts, when I touch my back it hurts. The doctor says "You've broken your finger..."