tarot readin's.....

[trix]

ok, so we all ken that there's a fun day in weik on seturday, but what ye's wilna ken is that yer local witch will be doin tarot readin's in 'e back room o' a shop!! (ats me) :D

its KG's event shop, i think its called. its next til 'e sports shop.

i use a 3 monthly spread so its really aboot whats happenin....right now!

ye mite be lookin for some perspective or some advice....or some clarification aboot somethin, or even choost a guid laugh cos 'iss cairds o' mine do hev a wild sense o' humour!! :lol:

come doon an' il tell ye how'ed is....

[starfish]

well hope ou will not speak like that or we will not be able to understand you witch or not

[celtchicky]

between what times will you be there?

[Kevin Milkins]

Now is this spooky, or a coincidence?

[DeHaviLand]

well hope ou will not speak like that or we will not be able to understand you witch or not

Well, you've already trolled the ' lost dog ' thread, I suppose you were a stick on for doing the same to this one. May I suggest that if you dont like the local accent, then you're possibly living in the wrong area. Or maybe you're one of those people who thinks the locals should change to conform to what you would like.

[trix]

between what times will you be there?

eh, i think it starts at 11 so il probly get ayre aboot half past.....il lekly hing aboot til before teatime, or whativer....


Now is this spooky, or a coincidence?

i know, we wis choost speakin aboot 'at 'e ither day....maybe if i fenish in time ye'l meet me for a pint? :D


Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

white o' course.....how very dare ye??

course i hev bin tempted til step on til 'e grey area (some people really piss me off) but i always think, "karma - ye'l get yers.....asshole" [evil]

"harm ye none, do as ye will" ;)


one of those people who thinks the locals should change to conform to what you would like.

bless...ye always wis ma knight o' wands (blows kiss)

[oldmarine]

ok, so we all ken that there's a fun day in weik on seturday, but what ye's wilna ken is that yer local witch will be doin tarot readin's in 'e back room o' a shop!! (ats me) :D

its KG's event shop, i think its called. its next til 'e sports shop.

i use a 3 monthly spread so its really aboot whats happenin....right now!

ye mite be lookin for some perspective or some advice....or some clarification aboot somethin, or even choost a guid laugh cos 'iss cairds o' mine do hev a wild sense o' humour!! :lol:

come doon an' il tell ye how'ed is....
I don't believe in Tarots so will ignore this one.

[John Little]

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[Moira]

ok, so we all ken that there's a fun day in weik on seturday, but what ye's wilna ken is that yer local witch will be doin tarot readin's in 'e back room o' a shop!! (ats me) :D

its KG's event shop, i think its called. its next til 'e sports shop.

i use a 3 monthly spread so its really aboot whats happenin....right now!

ye mite be lookin for some perspective or some advice....or some clarification aboot somethin, or even choost a guid laugh cos 'iss cairds o' mine do hev a wild sense o' humour!! :lol:

come doon an' il tell ye how'ed is....

All best for tomorrow Trix, sounds like fun! Well done to you for supporting a local, community event. :D


well hope ou will not speak like that or we will not be able to understand you witch or not

You should go along starfish, even if you don't believe in the Tarot. Trix could perhaps teach you a few things such as the uses of commas and full stops, along with the local dialect. From what I've seen, you struggle with all of these and decidedly lack a sense of community spirit.

[Moira]

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This gets better all the time - I love the idea of being educated (or tortured) by a witchy woman with Wicky words and a fabulous set of curvy commas. :cool:

You need to calm down. I didn't, nor ever would, use the phrase "Wicky words". Shame on you for trying to confuse starfish......

[starfish]

All best for tomorrow Trix, sounds like fun! Well done to you for supporting a local, community event. :D



You should go along starfish, even if you don't believe in the Tarot. Trix could perhaps teach you a few things such as the uses of commas and full stops, along with the local dialect. From what I've seen, you struggle with all of these and decidedly lack a sense of community spirit. moria i know trix and have teased one another about our dialects and as for community spirit i have been to several fund raise thing today and used local products for xmas presents and as for using no commas or full stops i do this as i know people take the bait and bite which makes me laugh and smile so once again you have made me laugh today so i say thankyou for making my day i am smiling writing this message to you

[trix]

moria i know trix

mmmh......if wur so paly then how do ye feel 'e need til pee on ma parade? :confused

thanks moira for yer nice words o' support, i appreciate'ed...

an', thanks ivryone who turned up for a readin. i niver got home til efter half 8!

for all those who missed me or couldna wait as i know there wis a constant queue, ye can get in touch wi' me via PM.

am no tryin til drum up business, i hev plenty :cool:

[Moira]

Thanks for that update Trix, it's good to know you had a successful day. I won't reply to you in dialect, my written stuff is rubbish...... ;)

[Kells]

mmmh......if wur so paly then how do ye feel 'e need til pee on ma parade? :confused

thanks moira for yer nice words o' support, i appreciate'ed...

an', thanks ivryone who turned up for a readin. i niver got home til efter half 8!

for all those who missed me or couldna wait as i know there wis a constant queue, ye can get in touch wi' me via PM.

am no tryin til drum up business, i hev plenty :cool:

Being first in for a reading I did not have to wait, but even if I had to wait it would have been worthwhile. A great reading and a real pleasure to meet you and I understood every word you said. lol To one gentleman on here in particular she is a real bonny lass as well and needs no whip to have the men falling at her feet. ;)

[trix]

thanks kells, for yer nice words :D

it wis a real pleasure til meet ye too, yer such an inspiration an' ye bein ma first eh...readeree, wi' all yer positive energy, really set me up 'e day...thanks for 'at. 'an it wis a really guid day........

apart fie 'e fact....now i wisna goin til tell anyone aboot 'iss, but i cana keep ma mooth shut.

i got ma very first parkin tickid!!! aaggghhhhhh :mad:

i ken i ken, iv herd all 'e jokes, "shoulda read yer own cairds first" "didna ken ye could get a parkin tickid for a broomstick" ha ha ha - very funny.

a lesson learnt!

[Bobinovich]

Dinna worry Trix, you believe as I do in Karma so whoever gave 'e yon ticket will get theirs [evil]!!

[ducati]

Dinna worry Trix, you believe as I do in Karma so whoever gave 'e yon ticket will get theirs [evil]!!

Unless you were illegally parked of course, if so, well done that man or women! :lol:

[trix]

Unless you were illegally parked of course, :lol:

ignorance is no excuse for breakin 'e law, no "ifs" or "buts"......blah blah, i ken i ken, i ken all aboot'ed!

i choost feel blessed that i can afford til pay'ed as i ken £30 kwid is alot o' money til some people. da get me wrong, its alot o' money til me too but ma wee cleanin job (an i use 'e word "cleanin" very loosely) will cover'ed an i wilna need til go til 'e bank.

one thing is for sure, i wilna be parkin on a yellow line again for a very long time.

an' til be fair, 'e gadgie that dishes thum oot gave me fie 11.40 - 12.05 til move ma car so it wis totally ma own fault.

i feel no malice towards him...which is guid for him cause ma powers are sometimes off the scale!! i wid hate til hear that somethin bad hed happened til him :eek:

:lol:

[ducati]

ignorance is no excuse for breakin 'e law, no "ifs" or "buts"......blah blah, i ken i ken, i ken all aboot'ed!

i choost feel blessed that i can afford til pay'ed as i ken £30 kwid is alot o' money til some people. da get me wrong, its alot o' money til me too but ma wee cleanin job (an i use 'e word "cleanin" very loosely) will cover'ed an i wilna need til go til 'e bank.

one thing is for sure, i wilna be parkin on a yellow line again for a very long time.

an' til be fair, 'e gadgie that dishes thum oot gave me fie 11.40 - 12.05 til move ma car so it wis totally ma own fault.

i feel no malice towards him...which is guid for him cause ma powers are sometimes off the scale!! i wid hate til hear that somethin bad hed happened til him :eek:

:lol:

Well it's a brave man that would cross a Witch. I read Terry Pratchett :eek:

[John Little]

Trix - you're oot o a job!
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

If this wee bygie is from the future then we don't need tarot - we can just ask him!! :lol:

[ducati]

Trix - you're oot o a job!
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

If this wee bygie is from the future then we don't need tarot - we can just ask him!! :lol:

My nomination for quote of the day:

"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered". [lol]