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Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 02:59
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

sassylass
21-Oct-06, 03:10
Those are highlerious hilereous very funny! Thanks for sharing [lol]

Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 03:11
those are hilireous highlerious very funny! thanks for sharing [lol]

and half of them I can't say when sober:D

JAWS
21-Oct-06, 03:21
"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."

Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 03:24
"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."

Easy done - or easy not done I suppose:D

Piglet
21-Oct-06, 10:56
lol - very good. [lol]

Dreadnought
21-Oct-06, 11:02
"I say chap, would you mind not staring at my girlfriend's chest, there's a good fellow..."

"You appear to have accidentally spilled my/your drink upon my person, no need to worry..."

"I'll just have the spare ribs with plain rice..."

Ricco
21-Oct-06, 13:06
I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.

connieb19
21-Oct-06, 13:13
:eek: What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?

Rheghead
21-Oct-06, 13:17
Ok, there are things that are all too easy to say when you're drunk.
eg

I love you

If you need any help just give me a ring.

I will come round tomorrow and give you a hand.

Just give me your new address and I will come and visit.

Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 14:06
I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.


and we know why now don't we?:D

"I was just thinking that I have a heck of a thirst and spotted the 'Open for Business' sign - thank the dog! I'll have a large super-chilled Black Russian, please. Loverly!;)"

acameron
21-Oct-06, 14:29
"Its my round" .. I find this very difficult to say when Im sober or drunk

acameron
21-Oct-06, 14:31
:eek: What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?

again..."Its my round"

golach
21-Oct-06, 15:29
Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult [lol]

Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 15:35
Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult [lol]


You are so right about that one - and thankfully, it isn't something needing to be said too often.

squidge
23-Oct-06, 15:14
If you have a strong scottish accent then Purple Burglar alarm is an entertaining thing to say sober or drunk

Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Oct-06, 15:44
Fuzzy Duck easy to say when yer sober,hard to say when yer drunk!!!!:lol: :lol: