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tonkatojo
29-Sep-11, 14:28
Or how to achieve it, maybe.


Some doctor/person on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

shazzap
29-Sep-11, 14:38
Ha ha.........:lol:

tonkatojo
29-Sep-11, 14:40
Ha ha.........:lol:

I thought I would look at life through Weezer316s glasses.

shazzap
29-Sep-11, 14:42
I thought I would look at life through Weezer316s glasses.

What are they??? Beer goggles.[lol]

oldmarine
29-Sep-11, 16:09
What are they??? Beer goggles.[lol]
That one is even better. [lol]:lol:

ducati
29-Sep-11, 16:48
nothin wrong with beer goggles, bin married for 27 years cos o beer goggles :eek:





the wife's, not mine [lol]

John Little
29-Sep-11, 16:53
nothin wrong with beer goggles, bin married for 27 years cos o beer goggles :eek:





the wife's, not mine [lol]


You'll be sooooo sorry......:eek:

pmcd
29-Sep-11, 18:20
For the upmarket fellers chained to their jolly OHs, there's always the excuse of Beaujolais Bins, Cognac Contacts, Sauvignon Specs, or Lambrusco Lorgnettes.

Downmarket, of course, Buckfast Bins, Lambrini Lenses, Meths Monocles......