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20-Sep-11, 11:14
I was invited to a fancy dress ball so went to a local shop to hire a costume, the shop assistant said what is it you would like to dress up as, I replied a Dracula outfit or similar would be great.
the girl went away for what seemed an eternity then appeared with what looked like a full Sunderland football club strip :eek:, No No I said, I think you misunderstood me when I said I wanted to look like a count. ;)