austerity

[tonkatojo]

Could these be the contemplated austerity measures from the condems. ;) Please note one of these has been auto amended by the system and an acronym is now missing but the meaning of the missing word content is still there.



Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Ageing People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPE'Dcan apply to the government to be considered for the SHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPE'D and SHAFT'EDwill be reviewed under the SCREWprogram (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPE'Donce, SHAFT'EDtwice and SCREW'ED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Persons who havebeenRAPE'Dcould get AIDS(Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) orHERPES(Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDSor HERPESwill not be SHAFT'ED or SCREW'EDany further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPE'Dand are staying on will receive as much (acronym)(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of (acronym)they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough(acronym) , please bring this to the attention of your local member of parliament, who has been trained to give you all the you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

[weezer 316]

ahem........

This is what happens when you vote for a sucession of governments that have said they are going to spend more then they earn, openly, and all their commitments are based on such actions.

You reap what you sow. I aint spending the next 40 years paying off a generation that by and large lived way beyond its means. If you take the hit, then tough. Comeuppance is what its called I believe.

[tonkatojo]

ahem........

This is what happens when you vote for a sucession of governments that have said they are going to spend more then they earn, openly, and all their commitments are based on such actions.

You reap what you sow. I aint spending the next 40 years paying off a generation that by and large lived way beyond its means. If you take the hit, then tough. Comeuppance is what its called I believe.

It reads like your going to emigrate to some utopia, let us know how you get on, I presume you will still be bothered to post on here after you have gone.

[shazzap]

Mwahahahaha................

[mi16]

yes it does reas that way, where you off to?

[Corrie 3]

If you stay in this country weezer you will most definitely be paying through the nose for the next 40 years and more, there is always somethings that Govt's want our money for and believe me your generation will be no different!
My generation paid to get the country back on it's feet after WW2 when the country was just about bankrupt! Not sure what your taxes will be going on but they will be collected from you on a daily basis, be certain of that.

C3.................:roll:;)

[neilsermk1]

just as previous generations paid for two world wars, major financial depressions, and natural disasters, unless you have found somewhere in the world that is completely insulated / isolated from such events. then you certainly will be paying
ahem........

This is what happens when you vote for a sucession of governments that have said they are going to spend more then they earn, openly, and all their commitments are based on such actions.

You reap what you sow. I aint spending the next 40 years paying off a generation that by and large lived way beyond its means. If you take the hit, then tough. Comeuppance is what its called I believe.